A recipe only to be used in Friday afternoon 4:36 pm office desperation, due to sleep deprived state caused by exceptionally bad movies on cable featuring Cary Elwes dropping his American accent: one cup god-awful burned coffee that has been sitting on the warming element since approx. 10 AM; add two heaping teaspoonfuls generic-label hazelnut powdered non-dairy creamer. Attempt to mix in glops of not-dissolving creamer. Drink: ignore the film created over your tongue. Try to imagine you are drinking tequila instead. Ah, much better.


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